This is a place where I(the EYE) will answer your confuzzling questions!(with confuzzling answers!)

~I want to be in a play, but I think it will be scary and I don't want to be scared. I think it will be embarrassing and I do that enough without even trying! I think it would be great to take on a role and to entertain people, though. So, how do I not be scared or embarrassed?
~Signed Insecure in Indiana

Dear Insecure,
My answer is...huh? Just try out for one of PorchLight's plays- DUH! They are already stupid so you will not feel out of place! :)
**THE EYE**

PS- I am an EYE because using brains hurt too much!

~How come I can't put a movie on there?
~Signed, Inquisitive in Iniana

Dear Inquisitive,
Huh?
**The EYE**

~Eye, how can you read between the lines if there’s nothing there?
Signed, Curious Child

Dear Curious,
I can't read- I just like to play pretend!
**The EYE**